Tosh
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IS the tour big or whatJust logged on and now ready to banter with anyone who has an opinion on the picture of Ben Fisher in the Match reports column...
He looks like Jack Nicklas in the Shining...scary! 
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Arnie Arnison (Treasurer)
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FishmanPersonally I think he looks like the Terminator! 
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Fishman
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STOP PRESSFellas,
Not my best side at all is it? The missus thinks I look like the devil reborn..... GET HIM!
Tosh,
Isn't Jack Nicklas a golfer?
Arnie,
Saw a great film the other day, it had that really good actor in it, you know, oh what's his name? Oh yes, Jack Nicholson, he was in the Shining,One flew over the cukoos nest etc...
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Arnie Arnison (Treasurer)
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Bonnie ScotlandAh Benjamin,
I think I preferred him in A Few Good Men, sterling performance!
Don't be too hard on Tosh though will you.
Although them on the wrong side of the border claimed to have invented golf, I don't know of any really good Scottish golfers, that Montgomerie is a bit rubbish isn't he! Plus, how is tosh meant to know about Hollywood and film, they only got an analogue TV signal up there in 1980, the first cimena in 1989 and they don't even have a Blockbuster video!
Still, Tosh has taken to civilisation well in fair Yorkshire!
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Jim
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Yeah be hard on tosh, that's a stupid mistake!!!
Then again, you have got a fair point about the Scottish Arnie!
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Tosh
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Wow Wow Wow Sweet Child of Mine!!!Golf, Jocks, Analogue, Blockbusters... One of you guys were right, there are only a few good men (not that I fancy any of them), hopefully there are no evil dead people and if the hills do have eyes (thats another person you look like Ben) we are all being watched. Now that Shutts is soon to be wed, he can't be the lord of the ring but after 28 days he may be a top gun so stop being shallow (hal) and when he has the ring there will be no grudge(s) so let's where the banter can go from here now that my defensive position makes me an anchorman...
Work that out without a puzzled look or a smile, bet you can't!!!
Dundee Utd for Europe! 
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Jim
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WHAT????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
You have completely lost the plot!!!
I can't understand a word you have just said, you clearly are delerious.
God help you man, someone needs to have a word with you.
I mean, what rubbish are you talking about...
...Dundee Utd for Europe, come off it!!!
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Fishman
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BravoTosh,
Touche, I like it! Very witty, I was just about to take my hat off to you when I noticed the Dundee Utd comment at the foot of your e-mail. Now I know you are very well equipped (steady), when it comes to knowing a thing or two about the beautiful game, but (lads, back me up on this one) isn't it only the top flight teams who are eligible for Europe?
Don't get me wrong I commend your undoubted entheusiasm, but please....
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Arnie Arnison (Treasurer)
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Dundee UtdGuys,
Leave it out! Dundee Utd for Europe all the way. I know they are that good beacuse they often give the mighty Hartlepool United a good run for their monoey in pre-season friendlies and we are excellent!
Icarus Hooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Team Manager
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The Fishman is an alian, just look at the smoke coming from his head!!
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Fishman
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ANYONE FANCY A MASSAGE?Gaffer,
Do we really have to open the Thai Male Massage (Yes I did say MALE) closet already?
Fish
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hodge
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thai's?I seem to recall being forced to watch a video that involved our esteemed manager and a male 'masseuse' (so he says, until he starts fixing the old pipes) together on the set of a hit 90's alternative freak sex gang bang video show. lest it be said that our manager took one for the team.... wahey!!!!!
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Team Manager
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There's nothing like a nice massage to relax, in fact Im booked in again on Mon night!
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Tosh
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What formation do you reckon 'The Gaff(er)' will be trying?Right lets start this one off, accommodate your leg ends or let the youth slither on through, ability and ambition, or stick to what you do or don't know.....Yes that should stir the nest!!!!
Although ability and ambition are often confused, getting the balance is the key...remember Arnie on a hot day at Northolt, with brand new boots on, he was hirpling like he had high heels on and amused me highly!!! Sorry Arnie but screw in studs on a hard surface....your plates of meat were in tatters!!! Ambition getting in the way of his ability...more like started ambitious but ability let him down after his 3rd upfield sprint!!
Or the time schoey thought there were scouts in stand at Uxb, in his effort to impress the man who was walking his dog he tried to crunch the man he had been marking all game and nearly broke his leg...the guy he was marking was the ref!!! Had the ability but his ambitious marking let him down and the scout was actually the girl guides!!
So I'm a 3-4-3 fan and on occasion a wee bit of 3-5-2 any views gentle ladies?
Holla x
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Jim
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That is why I was putting the effort in for the scout!
Lot's of new names on the tour, who is going to wear the suit I wonder?
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